I worked on a project a long time ago where i found this "if" statement.
if CowsComeHome then
begin
end
Another comment that i find in a for loop code often is:
Okay, next lady for a shave.
I Apologize to all female programmers reading this.
At the prev Co that i worked at there was a programmer that always started of a new Unit / File with the comment at the top of the unit.
SE 200X-XX-XX - Primal ooze.
Where / How does the people come up with these things?