The articles table has about 20 relations, and I need to display some, not all, data from every relation in in a grid.
I'd ideally want to create a view that has those fields, which I can. Except for that pesky child collection problem. I could return a count of the number of children and do a just-in-time fetch of the children when the grid needs them, but I'd rather have them loaded when loading the rest of the data.
That is why I'm trying to do this. I do realize I'll probably end up doing what I said above, but one can always hope...